June 2012
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[[MORE]]so this classmate of mine got a girlfriend
which is nice and all like good for her
but she just changed her profile picture on facebook to a picture of her girlfriend’s breasts
um
i mean obvs she still has a bra on
but
um
everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
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tonguechele:
avoidmynose liked your quote: I am aware that I am less than some people prefer…
Karen, where are you, I miss you
DROWNING IN SCHOOL PROJECTS AND THE WOES OF PUBLIC EDUCATION
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May 2012
“I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are...”
– Douglas Pagels (via the-rose-reaper)
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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snowpetrel:
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally...
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fuzzlesan:
thenextdragonborn:
lacrimosa453:
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disubiquity:
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shes-a-pirate:
thornado
thortoise
my neighbor thortoro
The Thorax
Thorpedo
Thordor
Thor Odinson: Ace Atthorney
ok I reblogged for the last one
theyellovvbrickroad:
row row row ur boat
gently off the cliff
thanks
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“hey karen did you know i’m a pirate”
“karen look at me hi”
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[[MORE]]in other news school is getting somewhat better and i’m starting to have more free time so that means i can draw!!!!
but it’s been so long :(
i hope i can get back in the groove soon!
also
once, my girlfriend had to brb and she was like
“look at this yeti while i brb”
and then this happened
sobs she is so perfect
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[[MORE]]hello i hope you are having a wonderful day/afternoon/evening because you deserve it and you deserve to be happy
i love you
please take good care of yourself okay?
okay
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The following quotations are taken from official...
ridakulous:
ftm420:
Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?” Witness: “I only have one, you know.” ——- Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?” ——- Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?” The defendant was found guilty and...
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Watchblackpoquedown:
jellybeing:
thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
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Watchanubergeekslife:
My budgie is being a cute butt and stopping me from doing my assignment >:(
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Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
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my girlfriend and little sister are owning me in balloono
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jfc people on facebook make me lose brain cells
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Homeless women in LA need your help, Tumblr!
stfuconservatives:
sprackraptor:
stfuconservatives:
Please signal boost this!
My dear friend Audrey works at the Downtown Women’s Center. They provide a day shelter and residence to homeless women all over Los Angeles. They also serve hot meals, offer vocational and educational training, and have shower facilities, among many other wonderful services.
Right now, they are in desperate need...
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stares at tablet
stares at homework
cries
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so all you gamers out there
could you rec me some good action rpgs with custom characterization?
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stfusexists:
fungi:
When a girl tells you if you were the last man on earth she wouldn’t have sex with you, whisper: “Who would stop me?”. It shuts her up fast.
If a man ever says that to you, ladies, look him dead in the eyes and say, “I would.” If you have a blade, a personal tazer, or any other purchased or self fashioned weapon, now would be the time to lay it on the table. It shuts...
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getting a D inAP euro hist lol what are the chances of me getting into a UC now lol
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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pervyanon:
Thank God Amendment 1 passed in NC, amirite? It’s about time we start getting this country back to its Biblical foundation. It’s nothing personal against you gays, it’s just that the Bible says no and so we have to say no, too. It’s, like, required. And now that we’ve started this roll, I’m hoping we go ahead and start hitting some other important Biblical sins.
Because you have to...
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“that’s us”
“cool!! which one is me”
“the one on the right, because the left one is like ‘whoa, what’s happening’ and i’d be like that”
