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me: closes wrong tab

me: PTERODACTYL NOISE


me: what if i was a vampire

winterpoem: that would suck

hahaha

me:

winterpoem: DO YOU GET IT

HAHA

IT'S A KNEESLAPPER KAREN

I'M SLAPPING MY KNEE

HAHAhahadfghsdf


bird: chirps

me: wtf what tab is that coming from

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

madoka-akemi:

everytime i see a message in inbox i feel a little doki doki in my kokoro (◕‿◕✿)

i have the sudden urge to play runescape